what the *$#%!

1-Interview with the Arabian...

An Arab National Interviewed at US Embassy
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Consul : Your Name, please?
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Arabian : Abdul Aziz, sir..
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Consul : Sex?
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Arabian : 3 times a day, sir.
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Consul : I mean, male or female....
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Arabian : Both male and female, sometimes with camel, sir.
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Consul : Holy cow!!
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Arabian : Yes, cows and dogs too...
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Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?
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Arabian : Horse Style, dog style, any style...
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Consul : Oh dear!...
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Arabian : Deer? No deer! They run verry fast!!